This week, Christopher tackles the burning question so many listeners have: How do I meet people to actually have sex with? From hookup apps to intimacy gaps, he dives into the wild world of dating, loneliness, and being honest about why we’re even looking in the first place. If you’ve ever wondered why Tinder is full of crypto bros, what a cuck chair is, or whether you’re just being breadcrumbed, this one’s for you.
Warning: He will lovingly call you out if you’re using dating apps for validation instead of joy.
Key Takeaways:
- We’re lonelier than ever. Especially men. And that’s pushing people onto apps,not just for sex, but for any kind of connection.
- The dating app rundown:
- Grindr: The Uber Eats of sex for men who have sex with men. Fast, efficient, usually shirtless.
- Scruff: For bears, daddies, and anyone who likes a little fur and maturity.
- Tinder: Former hookup app, now a minefield of catfish and crypto scammers.
- Hinge: Cute for the straights. Less nudes, more “what are your values?”
- Bumble: Started as women-first, now a bit of a question mark.
- Field: The sexy misfit of the bunch. Inclusive, kink-friendly, and a playground for the curious.
- Grindr: The Uber Eats of sex for men who have sex with men. Fast, efficient, usually shirtless.
- Before you swipe, ask:
What are you actually looking for? A partner? A fuck buddy? Validation? Escape from loneliness? There’s no wrong answer, but you’ve got to be honest with yourself. - Watch out for breadcrumbing.
If someone loves sending selfies but never has time to hang out, you’re not dating,you’re filling a void for them. - Don’t try to fix yourself with someone else.
You’re not broken just because you’re single. You’re not suddenly valuable because someone wants to sleep with you. You have to like you first. - RuPaul was right.
If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?
And yes, every hotel room has a cuck chair.
You’ll never unsee it now.
